WEEEAAAAK

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Your eyes shine as bright as a starlit night,
Wrapped in the moonlight,
The truth trapped in
your beauty, no one can fight.
You tell me im wrong, but i know im right.
As i stare into the universe, through a godess’ eyes
Hoping, on day, she can see the world through mine

Corny jokes because why not
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney? Your to young to smoke!
What did the the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pale
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? Oh snap
What do you call a bee who’s having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you call money you lend a bison?
A buffaloan
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I lava you
What did the koala bear say at the job interview?
I have all the right koalafications
Why did everyone wanna hang out with the mushroom?
Because he was a fungi
What did the doctor say to the midget?
You’ll just have to be a little patient
Where does the one legged waitress work
Ihop
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear
3 tomatoes are walking down the street, poppa tomato, momma tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato is way behind so poppa squishes him so he can ketchup
Why do they put gates around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match

pugletto:

"Her name was Riley." [See Higher Res version on DeviantArt here.]

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heylookitstimmy:

-timmy
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butterfreid:

666felines:

Mortal kombat

kitty got ninja moves! love the last gif.

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typette:

milktree:

jonidoesnotexist:

And here we see the silicone that was originally in the breast of an idiot

and here we see a judgemental idiot that doesn’t know the difference between an implant and a jellyfish

I thought it was a contact lens for anime people

typette:

milktree:

jonidoesnotexist:

And here we see the silicone that was originally in the breast of an idiot

and here we see a judgemental idiot that doesn’t know the difference between an implant and a jellyfish

I thought it was a contact lens for anime people

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